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I don’t even think that was hate, Erwin. I think the general population just means “Fuck Erwin Smith”. Like literally. SNKDOCU READS MEAN TWEETS! Another installment of mean tweets supplied by textsfromtitanfood. Also thanks to everyone
ericlassard: ::: 2 YEARS ERIC LASSARD’S OLDER MEN :::Dear mature lovers,today “Eric Lassard’s Older Men” becomes 2 years old!Thanks to you all for your feedback and support.I even cant say which improvements Im gonna do here as I think that photography,
saucefactory: nirvanic-s: call-me-harley-everyone-does: I love taking gifs out of context what do you mean out of context wasn’t this where kirk got topped by spock erotically asphyxiated, even
20 dollars yet i still cant afford it.
assgod: bukakkedad: katwaterflame: josiephone: Apparently some vegans are telling people not to eat honey to support bees.STOP. STOP NOW.DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?Buy honey (local if possible) -> support beekeepers -> support bees.I swear
Pfff, you speak of “MUST cum” for so long now that I even cant remember when you started with this silly expression. Look, I even switched you steel cage to a plastic cage and you were watching me how I chrushed one of these plastic cages
I AM SO FRUSTRATED BECAUSE I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SOME GOOD PANCAKES BUT EVERYTHING I MAKE COMES OUT SHITTY UGH I CANT EVEN DO SOMETHING THIS SIMPLE IMSOMAD
…holdup she picks rita intheend?!? AreyoufuckingkiddingmerightnowididntstickwiththisdamnmangaforthistohappennOBODY EVEN LIKED HIM OHMYGOD IFEELLIKEEVERYTHINGJUSTFLIPPEDONME IMSODONE
Nononono you cant excuse what he did just because his past was difficult and sad idontgiveonefuck ugh
Me: *playing videogames and for once pauses to go pee*Me: *goes to bathroom and sees someone is inside*… well.. *walks back to room to keep playing videogames even though i have 2 other bathrooms I could use*
vor-the-voice-of-reason: deanky: forkfuck: mi0da: name 1 bad thing mario has done. you cant. In the original story, it’s said that a kind of Koopa Troopa used Bowser’s magic to turn innocent villagers into brick blocks- So, does that make Mario
bagelbrother: someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay BROTHER NATURE I CANT XD
sarahsnotinteresting:BEST YAK/REPLIES MY SCHOOL HAS EVER HAD 😂😂😂😂 IM DYING EVERYTIME I FUCKING CANT
I keep seeing people do this 100% meme where they show how cool their art looks at 100% and basically I avoided doing it because all my art looks like fuzzy sloppy balls at 100% like how do you guys even do that are you wizards
…. not even surprised. I am literally desensitized to an Americas news headlines. Haven’t been surprised/shocked by one in years…
leiji: you cant just expect people to be stop being sad by telling them someone cares and that they are beautiful
paxamericana:genericlatino:Is this supposed to be serious? This is even more creepy than buying someone a drink at a bar. Also Barnes & Noble, for real? You couldn’t even make this fantasy less boring?yeah, this sounds great until you can’t go
b-1427: “you cant love that character THAT much!!”
lockdaisy: Sometimes I feel like the One Piece fandom forgets that Corazon legitimately thought he was worthless, even beyond his death I mean, in canon alone, he said the following two phrases: 1. “As the little brother, my sole purpose in life
Apparently my certification is still pending my test score, even though I resubmitted it OVER A MONTH AGO.
jovgrey: terranell: One could not even HOPE for a better reaction to the surprise of licking a lime. XD AHHHHHH
traumatizedofficial: for those who cant read it: every terror attack on U.S. soil since 9/11 has been carried out by U.S. citizens or legal residents, not by visa holders or refugees
carpecervisiam: uteropolis: Oh so basically the reason people care less about inequality when it comes to men’s rights is because men are too busy jacking off than to fight for their rights? Interesting theory. Oh god, where do I even start here?
mysharona1987:honeyed-heart:mysharona1987:the headline alone makes me feel like blood is going to squirt out of my ears Also bad as this is, it’s even worse when you realize rich people from New York fleeing to their holiday homes when covid hit
crows wing replied to your post: shikai of the 4th world replied to you…OH i thought your avatar was mordecai from rs. i still cant unsee itI get that a lot, haha! I totally see where people get it, though, there’s a very definite resemblance
fakebreast: myrandomcrazybeautifulthoughts: fonzworthcutlass: moisemorancy: LMFAO, I can’t stand her! a mess 😭😭😭 I CANT WITH HER LMAOO they showed receipts!!!
stupidsexynaoto: jins-perfect-sexlegs: yer right grace i needed more ryoji thank dID I SUBMIT THE WRONG THING OR DID YOU CHANGE IT I CANT TELL LOL I DUNNO
quesozombie: octopluss: I HAD TO FUCKING PAUSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD FUCK ING I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
yourweeaboobs: u know those little tropes that ur obsessed with for particular ships bc theyre just so perfect so u shove them in every single fic idea bc they cant not be there bokuto confessing to akaashi in a note the entire note is semi-casual just
deepthroating-sehun: miss-concheniality: kpopfied: yeollovemebaek: chanbulge DUDE THATS NOT EVEN A BULGE. ITS JUST THERE HANGING OUT. ever since the Sehun incident our eyes automatically zoom into a dick and hope that it rises from its slumber lol
themalemothership: dissatisfactionchronic: violence-of-action: fruitsgarden: that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard How do Red Pandas even survive in the wild? I’VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE. They don’t that’s
milkbunnii: its been 2 years and i still cant get over how badly the yearbook staff fucked up my senior quote
blurds: akastahp: HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST FELL OFF LIKE HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO FLY JUST OOPS I FELL me Excuse me. Let me draw your attention to something. That pigeon did not fall. IT WAS PUSHED. I’m dying I was in a meeting the other day
tylers-incredible-demon: insomnia-of-youtube: Benny - Little Game i still cant fathom the fact that a 15 yr old kid came up with a video as powerful as #LittleGame
Happy 9 months of being in love, Amaka. I don’t know what I would do without you. You are so good to me and I couldn’t ask for a more wonderful girl. Thank you for being everything and for always trying even when I suck. You are the strongest,
awkwardbabypenguin: meow—lex: i cant even read that and i know exactly what it fucking says same omg
Even less of a reason to stay here now. My friend who I was gonna live with is now trying to go to the jersey office instead of manhatten so now we won’t be living together so I honestly don’t have any reason to stay in New York at all. I
My goddamn blog got marked as explicit even though I’ve never posted or reblogged anything remotely explicit. Good job @staff you’re doing great *its sarcasm if you couldn’t tell*
what-is-this-i-dont-even: せっかくの土曜日が…。
hbunot: how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you
blastortoise: laserbabe: blastortoise: svvitzerland: bitches be like “I SWALLOW” but they cant even drink pulp smh fakes pulp is nasty cum isn’t. Sit yo ass down you would rather have somebody’s sperm in your mouth than fruit ya damn right
We didn't even know there was a recession before they gave it a name, this is just how we been doing it the whole time. White people, grab some top ramen and make yourself comfortable" - Katt Williams
plaingold: Even as you’re self-improving, cocooning yourself and waiting to erupt, making better beauty, fashion, friendship choices, you’re still enough. It’s so tempting to condemn yourself now with that future goal of becoming more palatable,
thats me right now. im finally empty, cant cry anymore. its almost like ive turned off my emotions. but i mean im pretty much numb. but yet i still know whats hurts inside. im doing pretty good. but once i let any emotion really come back then im screwed.
libbycherry: tanlines-: WTF IS THAT My sister said it looked like “the black things in Harry Potter”. Smh I can’t even.
i hate myself for this but i always bs my essays and somehow end up getting good grades, so this reinforces the thought that this is okay even though it isn’t ughhgh
He did the cutest fucking thing this morning, and I can't even handle it.
Alex, I cant. Just. Go.
my heart cant take some shows anymore and like I get nervous for real and I hate it so muuuch
if you want a quick way to be my favourite person in the world then all you gotta do is give me one of the three games I want most in life and cant ever find: sims bustin’ out, disney extreme skate adventure and dogs life
cummbunny: uhm you can’t search my tags??? I cant look through my own tags on my blog anymore. it just says I have no posts. like im on mobile and I go to my blogs search bar and literally use ANY tag even #personal and it says I have no posts. ok.
important stuff: be thankful for your nails because if you didnt have them while you were chopping up some hard as fuck dates, you might have chopped off more of your finger thank you for protecting me, nail. even though i cut part of my nail off too
discussing my notp with my friend and i literally have this deep gut wrenching feeling and i feel so sick about how gross it is and even more grossed out about how popular it is lmao
teaseanddenialcaptions:Pfff, you speak of “MUST cum” for so long now that I even cant remember when you started with this silly expression. Look, I even switched you steel cage to a plastic cage and you were watching me how I chrushed one of these
teaseanddenialcaptions: Pfff, you speak of “MUST cum” for so long now that I even cant remember when you started with this silly expression. Look, I even switched you steel cage to a plastic cage and you were watching me how I chrushed one of these
possibly going to be a lot of mass effect reblogs because its coming out tomorrow and i cant even
oh my god where did all this snow come from i cant fucking see shit im dying my whole team is dying help me pokemon jesus
how important was volume 2 ep 2 for monochrome dynamic tho…. blake was obviously not ok and the only person who noticed was weiss…..not even YANG noticed blake wasnt feeling ok, her partner who brushed it off as her being her usual moody
